Husband Lost His Wife


Husband lost his Wife

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: suit. I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish-brown hair, his left foot thumbnail is slightly broken, wearing a golden

belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together…

And the man started crying….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!

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Never Lie To A Smart Wife

ith my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught a lot of fish?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

You’ll love the answer..!!

She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”

…. Game over !!

The wife is so smart, isn’t she?



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